Jack Morelli, Lance Tooks and Robbie Carosella. Lance is working the controls to the — believe it or not!– “FREE” coffee machine. Whoah, baby! Free!!! This act of corporate magnanimity allowed us to guzzle coffee the likes of which were indescribable by the human mind. Marvel was “The House of Ideas” and so we could try to describe this stuff. Pretty much wet, warm and available in several shades of brown. Since we remembered what coffee tasted like, these visual aids served as a prompt. This machine inspired my “Coffee Club.”