You’ll Believe—ah, never mind. Mike Carlin clings to the damned inner tube. We did endless Butt Dives and many variations over the years. What are Butt Dives? Simple—you send the float out a comfy distance, jump up and land rear end first. No surprise to those who know him, they were an invention of Mark’s. 180 Butt Dives, 360 Butt Dives, Double to Quadruple Stack Butt Dives, Hanging Butt Dives (head first, grab with your bent feet and pull it under), Series Butt Dives and Limited Series Butt Dives, Rapid-Fire Butt Dives, Long Distance Butt Dives, Super-Hero Of Choice Butt Dives… (I know the question at the forefront of your Butt Dive minds—did Anne ever do a Butt Dive? She was a collegiate swim team diver and once in a while would cleave the water with nary a ripple. But Annie is far too dignified to have done such a thing. On the other hand, Lisa did ‘em all the time.)
You’ll Believe—ah, never mind. Mike Carlin clings to the damned inner tube. We did endless Butt Dives and many variations over the years. What are Butt Dives? Simple—you send the float out a comfy distance, jump up and land rear end first. No surprise to those who know him, they were an invention of Mark’s. 180 Butt Dives, 360 Butt Dives, Double to Quadruple Stack Butt Dives, Hanging Butt Dives (head first, grab with your bent feet and pull it under), Series Butt Dives and Limited Series Butt Dives, Rapid-Fire Butt Dives, Long Distance Butt Dives, Super-Hero Of Choice Butt Dives… (I know the question at the forefront of your Butt Dive minds—did Anne ever do a Butt Dive? She was a collegiate swim team diver and once in a while would cleave the water with nary a ripple. But Annie is far too dignified to have done such a thing. On the other hand, Lisa did ‘em all the time.)
